I missed my bus, I think I may have a concussion, i smell like redbull, BO, and beer. But I didn’t lose my shoes in the mosh pit.
About 90% of the articles on Foreign Policy right now are just like “Obama wtf r u doing”
it’s 2014 why do printers still sound like you’re sacrificing your first born child to the aztec gods
"making fun of joan rivers’ death is disrespectful"
I think Joan Rivers would have approved